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Sad day [13 Dec 2007|11:59am] http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html We need to find an immortality juice. Bow before me.

Hey, gotta get the wishlist in early. [04 Jul 2007|03:03am] [ mood | silly ] Dear Skyfather Wodaan. I've been bad all year, battling the undead, protecting those who I probably shouldn't, defending those who others have given up on. Defending the honourless and basically being a bastard. Now usually this would get me a lump of coal, but the way I see it, if I wanted chunks of inanimate objects, I would ask for a really big one. Hence I ask for this. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap_travel/20070702/ap_tr_ge/travel_brief_dracula_s_castle Thanking you in advance Davi, Lord of the Dance, High overlord of Perversion, And fellow fat guy with a thing for elves. PS. I left you some nyquil by the electric chimney. Bow before me.

stolen from deza [07 Jun 2007|11:44am] Get Your Sexy Name Bow before me.

This is for you, Cabral [02 Jun 2007|04:18am] I just realised why heroes is such a fucking good show. The series creator, Bryan Fuller? He did fucking Dead Like Me! And and and Wonderfalls! He does it all well! Bow before me.

you know sometimes I just do these tests to laugh [01 Jun 2007|08:26pm] What type of Fae are you? Bow before me.

Sometimes, you have to sit back and laugh. [20 Apr 2007|06:34pm] Your results: You are Derrial Book (Shepherd) Derrial Book (Shepherd) 80% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 75% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 75% Wash (Ship Pilot) 60% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 55% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 50% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 50% Alliance 50% A Reaver (Cannibal) 40% River (Stowaway) 35% Inara Serra (Companion) 25% Even though you are holy you have a mysterious past. Click here to take the "Which Serenity character are you?" quiz... Bow before me.

[12 Mar 2007|10:54pm] Random occurance. Watching Boston Legal, it was good to see Odo being the blackmailer and Quark being the straight edged one. Highly amusing. That is all 1 of you cowering in fear Bow before me.

[06 Dec 2006|01:04pm] Artificer, this is for you. I -really- suck at guitar hero 2. bring those beautiful little guitar playing digits of yours up here soon, I want to see how bad I -really- am next to a real guitar player...... I unlocked the freezepop song just for you! Bow before me.

There is a god. and that bitch has a sense of humour [01 Nov 2006|01:08pm] http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=89476 I'm taking a few seconds timeout to advertise this. I have an Xmas wishlist. My Cynic bracelet. Any decent comics in book form. Gold Rush vanilla cigarellos. And Damnit, I want to see that comic crossover succeed and a plane ticket to stalk Bruce and Sam until I can get them to make it into a movie. Come on, I wanna see Ash take on Nightcrawler. How fucking amusing would that be? And don't get me started on adamantium vs chainsaw. Bow before me.

Damn you, American! part 2 [29 Oct 2006|01:02am] I'm not a virgin anymore I just thought you should know Darlin' I've been around I took a walk up your block In fact I have been all over town Down by the lake And underneath the table in my living room But side with the blue blue moon You can call me what you will Call me a slut call me a jaded pill But darlin I've got your number now I'm not a virgin anymore I've been taken I've been hung up I get down and start it over again I've been open And I've been closed like a book And burned down like a written sin I just thought you should know my darling Before we begin I'm not a virgin anymore Just thought you should know Before you let another lie Slip through those crooked little teeth I don't think you wanna start that shit with me Much better yet Tell me something dangerous and true Oh yeah that looks much sexier on you Careful what it is you say 'Cause I can see right through you On a cloudy day and darlin' I think you wanna play I'm not a virgin anymore I've been taken I've been hung up I get down and start it over again I've been open And I've been closed like a book And burned down like a written sin I just thought you should know my darling So if you wanna play dirty darling I'm gonna win I'm not a virgin anymore Been there done that (Say what?) Get the hang of it Get screwed I screw you I had a whole lot of fun with it I've had enough now so you better take a bow It's gonna be a new experience if you wanna play with me Daisy chains and maryjanes Happy ending fairy tales Cannot fool me now I've been taken I've been hung up I get down and start it over again I've been open And I've been closed like a book And burned down like a written sin Hell I've been divided Out of my mind and reinvented again I've been ignited and then uninvited So honey You break it up I'm gonna put it back together again I just thought you should know my darling Before we begin I'm not a virgin anymore I'm sorry, I'm sorry Do you get the gist of the song now? 6 of you cowering in fear Bow before me.

Uncyclopedia Fun [27 Oct 2006|04:11am] http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Henry_Rollins http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Captain_Janeway http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Stewart http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ultra_Jesus http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Killer_Kangaroo http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lamington http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sydney http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Australia Bow before me.

Damn you, American! [25 Oct 2006|01:11pm] Two things. Poe is cute. Trigger Happy Jack reminds me of me. Bow before me.

I can't believe I forgot this [13 Oct 2006|06:27am] Today, Friday the 13th of October, 2006 is th seven hundredth anniversary of the disbanding of the Templars. So I saw this to you. Jaques de Molay, thou art not avenged, but some of us are still working on it. Ironically, In Civ4ness, I have done nothing but defeat the french all day. 3 of you cowering in fear Bow before me.

[03 Oct 2006|11:31pm] OMG...... Weird Al's new album is so fricken amusing! Especially his new polka....... Bow before me.

Random movie trivia [29 Sep 2006|10:58am] Ok, I've met someone with more obscure knowledge about movies than me. some things I've learnt. In Starwars, theres two generations of actors. Wedge Antille's actor has a nephew in the new trilogy, only a much larger part. his nephew? Ewan McGregor. Wedge was the only minor character to survive the entire original trilogy. And originally, it was Luke Starkiller, but that was too violentandchangd two days before filming began. Michael Dorn was the big threatening Predator in the original film, but the jumping and fighting distance shots, it was Jean Claude van Damme. King Kong is the only movie to have its sequel released the same year When the shark in Jaws 3(d) explodes, most of its innards are unsold ET dolls Here's one for all you trekkies out there. In first contact, when Picard is showing Lily the Earth spinning out the porthole, Australia and Papua new guinea are shown. New Zealand is missing. So nyeah, sheep shaggers! All the clocks in pulp fiction are set to 4:20 throughout the movie. Pass the j, wouldja? For those who were too young. When the movie Clue was released in theatres, the didn't get all three endings like on the VHS vrsion. Dependng on the location of the theatre, they got one of the three endings. And he just told me two more cute ones as I was typing. The literal translation for Kung Fu is Leisure Time. And lastly, the first female monster on the big screen, was the bride of Frankenstine. This is all, You can all leave after the credits. 3 of you cowering in fear Bow before me.

I was right [24 Sep 2006|10:59am] Its not paranoia. Bow before me.

a random thought [23 Sep 2006|01:16pm] I've been called paranoid. A lot. By a lot of people. Now I've been thinking, what if I'm not paranoid. what happens if i'm just tapped into the collective unconscious more than other people. My instincts about other people, ninety percent of the time, are right. Which makes me wonder. self fulfilling prophesies of doom, paranoia, or subconcious knowledge. Bow before me.

[18 Sep 2006|09:46pm] 1.Your Middle Name: 2. Age: 3. Single or Taken: 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band/Artist: 7. Dirty or Clean: 8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Do we know each other outside of LJ? 2. Whats your philosophy on life? 3. Would you have my back in a fight? 4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? 5. What is your favorite memory of us? 6. Would you give me a kidney? 7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: 8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 9. Can we get together and make a cake? 10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately? 11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? 12. Do you think I'm a good person? 13. Would you drive across country with me? 14. Do you think I'm attractive? 15. If you could change anything about me, would you? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you? 1 of you cowering in fear Bow before me.

*grins* some day you just have to look at your religion and laugh. [12 Aug 2006|11:35pm] Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of The Chao; It is hovering o'er the table where the Chiefs of Staff are now Gathered in discussion of the dropping of The Bomb; Her Apple Corps is strong! Chorus: Grand (and gory) Old Discordia! Grand (and gory) Old Discordia! Grand (and gory) Old Discordia! Her Apple Corps is strong! She was not invited to the party held on Olympic; So she threw a Golden Apple, 'stead of turned the other cheek! Oh, it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made the nectar leak; Her Apple Corps is strong! For the Apple Hera offered Paris all the wealth she could; Athena promised that his enemies bodies would be strewed; But Aphrodite offered Helen - and EVERYONE got screwed! Her Apple Corps is strong! Bow before me.

Anyone who knows me probaby isn't surprised [10 Aug 2006|06:13pm] Trekkie Nerd Survey Says... You scored 91 % Congratulations - your designation as a Trekkie Nerd means that you are statistically more likely to be a virgin, socially inept, live at home in your mother's basement and have no chance of scoring a chick like Seven. Still, if knowledge of temporal paradoxes, the repercussions of the Janeway effect and an intimate knowledge of Klingon history made big bucks, you'd be a millionaire. Ah, tis the sweet irony of life. Like this test? Then don't forget to rate it!! Want more? How about some shameless self-promotion? I've also written other tests - check them out! You know you want to... The Which Star Trek Species R U Test The Do *YOU* Remember The 90's Test The Capitals of the World Test The Australian Trivia Test My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Trekkies Link: The Trekkie Test written by MadameBoffin on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test Arcane Trickster 48% Combativeness, 93% Sneakiness, 70% Intellect, 50% Spirituality Brilliant and sneaky: You are an Arcane Trickster! Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you've fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't. Arcane Tricksters combine arcane magic with rogue skills and sensibilities. They use their magic to confuse their opponents or to augment their more mundane, roguish skills. If you thought it was annoying keeping an eye that that rogue, the Arcane Trickster is probably picking your pocket from the other side of the room. Both smart and sneaky, you're probably the type of person that loves planning practical jokes... either that or knocking over banks. My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Combativeness You scored higher than 99% on Sneakiness You scored higher than 99% on Intellect You scored higher than 99% on Spirituality Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test Bow before me.

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